A Bluetooth scale! A Wi-Fi door lock! And, of course, a fridge that tweets! We can joke all we want, but smart objects are here to stay. And if anything, we’ll only see more of them. But everyday appliances have a funny problem: they are getting smarter (read: connected) and dumber at the same time. UX people: it’s high time you fixed that, unless you want to earn your place in history at the receiving end of a tweet from @internetofshit.